Here are some wisecracks from Mark Twain who seems to have been a compulsive smoker. You may substitute another vice, sorry, habit for smoking and these should sound just as good.
"Cigarette smoking is the finest form of a perfect pleasure."
"Though it required tremendous willpower, I have finally overcome the temptation to quit smoking."
"Giving up smoking is very easy. I have done it hundreds of times."
"Just to set an example for others, not that I care for moderation myself, I have made rules not to smoke more than one cigarette at a time, never to smoke while asleep and never to refrain while awake."
"Cigarette smoking is the finest form of a perfect pleasure."
"Though it required tremendous willpower, I have finally overcome the temptation to quit smoking."
"Giving up smoking is very easy. I have done it hundreds of times."
"Just to set an example for others, not that I care for moderation myself, I have made rules not to smoke more than one cigarette at a time, never to smoke while asleep and never to refrain while awake."
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