The Guru’s face glowed with sweat from the hard work that he always engaged in. He cast a fierce glance of indignation on the gathered disciples, clenched his fists and hissed, “Yes, I am acutely aware of the ridicule you face from some mischief mongers when you, the faithful, assert that certain things happening today were happening before 2014 too and that there is nothing wrong with them.”
He made a strong deprecating gesture with his hands adorned with expensive accessories, and continued, “These dimwitted and misguided people simply don’t understand that we are here to ensure the continuity of things eternal, Sanatan, and we won’t stop them simply because those in power in the BS (Before Sevak, not BullShit) era inherited those things through our glorious tradition and had the good sense to adhere to them. Rising prices, strengthening Dollar and controlling machines erroneously proclaimed to be uncontrollable, taxing the middle class are all things eternal and we never had any plans to do away with them. On the contrary, we are working ever hard to preserve and strengthen these traditions and revive many others that the powers in the BS era had deliberately killed because of their deluded western mindset.”
The disciples felt a load being taken off their minds, heaved a sigh of relief and started chanting, “Sevak, sevak!” The Guru signalled to them to be silent and continued his spirited speech.
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